Sound Bites

2 things I read about Indonesia over the weekend has me scratching my head1.Playboy to go on sale sans nudie pics: What's the fucking point??????What's next?Fully clothed Sports Illustrated editions???This is the end of civilisation as we know it!2. The Keep-Em-In-Yer-Pants Brigade over there is thinking of clamping down on lovers who maintain physical contact in public for more than 5 minutes.So a future scene in the park might go something like this:He: Darling,let's do it.She: Do you have protection?He:(Pointing to his wristwatch) of course sweetheart.She:But....does it have a stopwatch?He: Stopwatch and timer with buzzer honey buns!You can never be too careful.She:Ok..set it for 5 minutes then.He: Better 4:58 must factor in the Separation Speed.